BEST $2.75 i ever donated omg lol #sheonlyaskedforadollarthough #lemonadestand #lovemyneighborhood #supportthelocals 🙏
happy birthday to my beautiful babe becky! 🎂 ft. the beautiful triple chocolate cake my stepmom decorated & i baked & the present i wrapped🎀😋 #fromscratchandblood #surprise #workflow #slackerz
if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done
Jon Stewart gets it right on Gaza. This is the reality. It doesn’t matter if Israel tells them beforehand that they’re going to drop bombs. The Gazans have literally no place to run.
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
I wasn’t ready for this
lord in heaven hallowed be thy name