wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up
what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes
isnt this a justin timberlake movie or something
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this is so perfect. i think that moments like these are what life is all about
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BEST $2.75 i ever donated omg lol #sheonlyaskedforadollarthough #lemonadestand #lovemyneighborhood #supportthelocals 🙏
just in case its the only pic we take tonight lol #prettyboy 💑
happy birthday to my beautiful babe becky! 🎂 ft. the beautiful triple chocolate cake my stepmom decorated & i baked & the present i wrapped🎀😋 #fromscratchandblood #surprise #workflow #slackerz
if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done
Jon Stewart gets it right on Gaza. This is the reality. It doesn’t matter if Israel tells them beforehand that they’re going to drop bombs. The Gazans have literally no place to run.
I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day
wow ok cool
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still wondering how they made this movie
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"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
I wasn’t ready for this
lord in heaven hallowed be thy name
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